Man, I don't even know what to say about this episode, other than by the time it was recorded, all of the dudes' livers were pickled.

Fart Barfunkle was joined once again in Dudecast Studios by Burps Reynolds, Angry Bear, and Jrod to talk about a large variety of nonsense!

Like Ladyboys!

We also chit the chat about some poor bastard that got his dong chewed on by rats (until he died), the best ways to commit suicide, Angry Bear's special talents (involving cat pelvises and saws), standup comedy, and probably more about rape than anyone has ever wanted to hear!

As usual, this show is NSFW - NEVER SAFE FOR WORK.  Well, maybe just link your boss to the website first so they can form their own opinion of the show.  THEN they can fire you.

 

Happy New Year, ya mooks!

2011 is finally over, and what better way to ring in the new year than listening to a bunch of drunk idiots talk about some dirty business?!  For this episode, Fart Barfunkle is joined by his pals Burps Reynolds, Angry Bear, and Jrod for some rivoting conversation about the saddest snake ever, how Fart's chair exploded, drunk face smashing stories, time machine sex, and gobs more.  Many listener conversation starters and questions were used for this episode, so thanks for the suggestions.

As always, this show is NSFW - NEVER Safe For Work.  So you shouldn't feel so bad about losing your job, right?  At least you get to listen to this show.  Did that make you feel better?

Good gravy.  We're back.  

Sorry it's been so goddamn long since we've been able to bring you an all new episode of the show.  I blame my rocket-like ascention in the standup comedy scene for my lack of output in other creative areas like podcasting.  BUT, the important part is that we actually ARE back.

We will be in the studio soon, recording all new episodes as regularly as possible, but for now I'd like to give you all a Christmas present.

 

This had been previously unavailable and was not widely released, but I'd really like to get you all back in my good graces, so I'm throwing this out there.

I'm quite proud of the fact that I have to warn you that these ladies get pretty dirty, so as usual this show will be NSFW - NEVER safe for work.  So take it easy there, tight pants.

Expect new material from us soon.

For this installment of Being a Dudecast, Fart Barfunkel (the host formerly known as Matty) is joined by Angry Bear, Pfunk, and our resident Doctor Deej.

We had the good doctor on for an episode in season one, now we've got the opportunity to get him back in the studio for season two.  Listeners presented questions, and the doctor brings his years of experience to the table for some in depth answers (with tangental chime-ins from the rest of the cast).

The fellas also retell the story of Doctor Deej's epic bachelor party.  Other things are also talked about!  And stuff!

This show is NSFW - NEVER SAFE FOR WORK, so quit your job start up your own Dr. Deej's Mobile Pap franchise.  Live the dream!  You can listen to dirty podcasts all you want when you're your own boss!

Whoops...it took a bit too long to get this out there for you guys.  Sorry about that.

Anyhoo, the boys are back and for this installment your host is joined once again by Angry Bear, Burps Reynolds, and Jesus.  They spend a lot of time talking about balls.  Probably more than you're comfortable with.  But don't worry, they also talk about Nairing your ass, ball pillows, ball shaving pro-tips, MC's favorite new insult, taking back the N-word, ego boosting gay hit-ons, trying to understand porno, analingus, squigly porn, and bunches more.

As always, this show is NSFW - NEVER Safe for Work.  So only listen to it while you're taking your extra long dump breaks.

Here it is, folks.  The EXCLUSIVE "Having a Vagcast" is finally available for your consumption.  If you don't know what I'm talking about, it's a brand new episode of the show, minus some dudes, and plus some ladies.  And we talk about ladyparts and ladystories!  

This episode is only available to those of you who make a donation of at least $1 (US) to our show's donation button.  And don't forget, if you're in the market for the entire first season of Being a Dudecast, which includes over 32 hours of entertainment no longer available to the public, simply make a donation of at least $15 and you'll be the proud owner of both Having a Vagcast, and season one.

Please hit up the "Donate" button at the bottom of our home page  http://www.beingadudecast.com

Obviously these donations only work via Paypal.

I'm quite proud of the fact that I have to warn you that these ladies get pretty dirty, so as usual this show will be NSFW - NEVER safe for work.  So take it easy there, tight pants.

Happy Zombie Jesus Day, everybody!

And what better way to celebrate Zombie Jesus Day than with our very own Jesus dropping by the studio with Burps Reynolds and newcomer Angry Bear?!

Join the dudes for such thrilling topics as shitting in bars, appreciating Jesus' hairless balls, humping in hotel lobby bathrooms, Cambodian XL's, home made 4loko, homoerotic nightmares, a fun new party game, Matty reliving his pubescent years for a "handful", sniffing some placenta, gobs more, and for no reason...some acapella Kenny Loggins!!

As usual, this show is NSFW - NEVER Safe For Work.  But ask yourself, do you even like your job?  You know what to do.

http://www.beingadudecast.com

Top of the mornin' to ya, dear listeners!  

(This episode was recorded on St. Patty's Day)

For this installment, Burps Reynolds and Matty are joined by out of state homie Nachos!  Lots of delightful conversation was had including (but not limited to) the arcane night activities of deer, the ultra moon's effect on our world, bad neighbors, overdubbing for tv, cameos in Paul, european porno, an epic tale of threats of death with a screwdriver, best friend charms, matching unicorn tattoos, accidents, how to ruin a perfectly good windshield, bad sick tv, tanning, tumblr, and much much more!

This show is NSFW - NEVER safe for work.  Do your job at work, waste your time with this show on your own time, smart guy.

Show Notes:

Ultra Moon (Or as it was actually called...Super Moon) 

Let the screwdriver stabbings commence!

Dana Dearmond's Tumblr (posterous)

About Face Mouth Podcast 

Hello, dear listeners! 

Let's cut to the chase.  For this installment of Being a Dudecast, MC Fumunda was joined by his dear friends Jesus and Pfunk.  Of course, the first thing on everyone's mind is finding out whatever happened with that accidental unprotected orgasm good ol' Jesus had.  Besides that, we somehow manage to have the most offensive episode in our entire run!  Pfunk's Fuckit List, shit gets real about humor, love letters to Jesus, and gobs more.

As always, this episode is NSFW - NEVER Safe For Work.  So quit your job!  Quit suckin' The Man's dick!

Also, damn Jesus is a pimp.

Golly, it feels so nice to be back.  

For this episode of Being a Dudecast, your intrepid host takes the mobile studio out into the wilds of the midwest (an apartment above a comic book shop in Wisconsin) to enjoy some livations and share some stories with special guests Jaykon and an old Dudecast returner JP (the artist formerly known as Pattah Buttuh).

Tune in to hear the dudes do a dramatic reading from some erotic(?) literature, tease MC's starring role as the resident rapist in an independent feature film and how he's preparing for that role, JP's toilet reading, why it's dangerous to eat an Alfredo Pizza, humping during punctuation, why JP gets a boner during Carrie, standing sex, ovenfresh sub-sex, effin' around on a job for entertainment, bein' green when beatin', a gym whoopsie, JP's massive forearms, a manly summer job bein' a dude, case race shenanigans, Parks Departments poop, halloween costumes, Michael J. Fox film background strangeness, budget saving ideas for JP's film, Huge Hatman, The Howling marathon, Nic Cageness, and probably other stuff!

As always, this show is NSFW - NEVER Safe For Work.  So if you're at work, pretend you're a smart pretentious asshole and that you're actually listening to NPR.

Show Notes:

Rockwell - "Somebody's Watching Me"

Teen Wolf background exposing himself footage

Creepy Kid from Back To The Future 3 points to his flux capacitor 

The Patriot - Cannonball Beheading